Getting older is actually pretty fun, half of the time. I mean, until you are one foot in the grave (only seven more years until I turn 30, yikes). On the one hand, I’m decades from retirement, on the other hand, I have to wait two more years until I come of age and can get cheaper car insurance. You see, kids, when you get old, you worry about stupid things like bills and insurance. That’s one thing that sucks about being old. However, I shall ease your pain, and my pain, by giving away free stuff, because that’s a great thing about birthdays. People give you free stuff for the mere virtue of being born. Yes, I know my presence certainly has made your world a better place, no need to thank me.
Must be a follower (because it’s four books and I haven’t done this in a LONG time)
Open internationally (because book lovers around the world deserve a chance too)